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“Normal people hadnt been molested or reared by a clinically psychotic mother, an alcoholic father, or a perversely mad psychiatrist who wore a Santa hat and performed toilet bowl readings. These were normal people, and I lived among them now. I thought, This must be what I want.”
— Augusten Burroughs —

“I’m a survivor. I was thinking about what you said, and you’re absolutely right – I have to let go to continue. This devastating news is not going to slow me down. I’m my own person. I always have been. I’ve never believed in those people who blame everything on their parents – you know, I’m a fuck-up because my father was a fuck-up. Or I’m a drunk because my mother was an alcoholic. So my father was a hit man? Maybe. So he murdered my mother? Maybe. I don’t know any of these things for a fact. But I’m accepting them, and I’m beginning to realize they’re not part of who I am.”

— Jackie Collins

“She sat down on the stool next to Syn. “Out of curiosity, why are you keeping me here?” It was against military protocol. In the past, whenever her father had “protected” her, she’d been moved to a safe location.
Nykyrian took a drink of his juice before he answered. “When you’re being hunted to the extent you are, there’s no real safe place. You’re famous, which makes it all the harder to hide you. Better to keep you here where you have the advantage of knowing the terrain and are most comfortable.”
“Not to mention, we’re using you for bait.”
Nykyrian cocked his head at Syn. “Are you that/I> drunk?”
Syn’s eyes widedened. “What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?”
Kiara was horrified. “I’m bait?”
“No, you’re not bait. Ignore the alcoholic whose view of reality is distorted by his brain-damaged hallucinations.”
-Kiara, Nykyrian, & Syn”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It’s maybe hard to believe, but as a kid I really had a lot of self-doubts. My father was very ill – he was an alcoholic – so there were a lot of things that built up for me. And because I was going to a Catholic school in a small German town, a lot of it was suppressed. I was angry and didn’t know how to get it out.”

— Diane Kruger

“An alcoholic father, poverty, my own juvenile diabetes, the limited English my parents spoke – although my mother has become completely bilingual since. All these things intrude on what most people think of as happiness.”

— Sonia Sotomayor

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“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. I didn’t make for an interesting person. I didn’t want to be interesting, it was too hard. What I really wanted was only a soft, hazy space to live in, and to be left alone. On the other hand, when I got drunk I screamed, went crazy, got all out of hand. One kind of behavior didn’t fit the other. I didn’t care.”

Charles Bukowski, Women

“But I’m not a saint yet. I’m an alcoholic. I’m a drug addict. I’m homosexual. I’m a genius.”

Truman Capote, Music for Chameleons

Karl Marx: “Religion is the opiate of the masses.”

Carrie Fisher: “I did masses of opiates religiously.”

Carrie Fisher, Postcards from the Edge

“This is a good place,” he said.

“There’s a lot of liquor,” I agreed.”

Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

“A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can’t predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before.”

Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye

“Some things just couldn’t be protectd from storms. Some things simply needed to be broken off…Once old thing were broken off, amazingly beautiful thing could grow in their place.”
― Denise Hildreth

“The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope.”
― Russell Brand

“Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.”

Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,’ as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don’t drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don’t drink if you have the blues: it’s a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It’s not true that you shouldn’t drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can’t properly remember last night. (If you

really don’t remember, that’s an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed—as are the grape and the grain—to enliven company. Be careful about up-grading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won’t be easily available. Never even think about driving a car if you have taken a drop. It’s much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don’t know quite why this is true but it just is. Don’t ever be responsible for it.”

Christopher Hitchens, Hitch 22: A Memoir

“There’s not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or, to be cruder, a piece of shit that the universe revolves around.”

Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue

“Mendacity is a system that we live in,” declares Brick. “Liquor is one way out an’death’s the other.”

Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

“People with family histories of alcoholism tend to have lower levels of endorphins- the endogenous morphine that is responsible for many of our pleasure responses- than do people genetically disinclined to alcoholism. Alcohol will slightly raise the endorphin level of people without the genetic basis for alcoholism; it will dramatically raise the endorphin level of people with that genetic basis. Specialists spend a lot of time formulating exotic hypotheses to account for substance abuse. Most experts point out, strong motivations for avoiding drugs; but there are also strong motivations for taking them. People who claim not to understand why anyone would get addicted to drugs are usually people who haven’t tried them or who are genetically fairly invulnerable to them.”

Andrew Solomon, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression

“One day at a time, sweet Jesus. Whoever wrote that one hadn’t a clue. A day is a fuckin’ eternity”

Roddy Doyle, Paula Spencer

“It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing? Would Great Ormond Street be so attractive a cause if its beds were riddled with obnoxious little criminals that had “brought it on themselves?”
― Russell Brand

“The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it’s egotism.”
― Robert Frost

“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”

Augusten Burroughs, Dry

“…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.”

Dave Matthes, Bar Nights

“I mean, that’s at least in part why I ingested chemical waste – it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read.

I used to refer to my drug use as putting the monster in the box. I wanted to be less, so I took more – simple as that. Anyway, I eventually decided that the reason Dr. Stone had told me I was hypomanic was that he wanted to put me on medication instead of actually treating me. So I did the only rational thing I could do in the face of such as insult – I stopped talking to Stone, flew back to New York, and married Paul Simon a week later.”

Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!”

Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island

“A drinking man’s someone who wants to forget he isn’t still young and believing”

Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

“I’m sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their four-year-old girls clasped to their pant legs and say, “Yeah, but studies say kids can buy drugs more easily than they can buy alcohol.” To which I always respond, “I guess that means you keep heroin in your liquor cabinet?”

Koren Zailckas, Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood

“Spurred by Amy’s death I’ve tried to salvage unwilling victims from the mayhem of the internal storm and am always, always just pulled inside myself.”
― Russell Brand

“If there’s one thing I learned in Alanon, it’s that you got to face the music because it just grows louder when you ignore it.”

Vicki Covington, Bird of Paradise

“Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was time to jettison the past before the present jettisoned me. This was my first veiled attempt at recovery. Although perhaps I was just running away again. I returned to Glasgow, planning to say a final goodbye to Anne and get out of her life, but ended up drinking with buddies in the Chip Bar and never seeing her. I called her instead to say I was moving to London and told her she could have the house and everything else we owned, which wasn’t much. I think she was as relieved as I was that I was leaving town for good.”

Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.”
― Robin Williams
“How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child’s board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.” Walter Scott

“I think a father is someone,

Who loves unconditionally,
There is no perfect formula,
To who a father can be.”
Julie Hebert

Father, Dad, Papa, no matter what you call them they influence our lives and they are the person we look up to. Catherine Pulsifer

“My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.” Gwyneth Paltrow

“Being a father, being a friend, those are the things that make me feel successful.” William Hurt

“I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.” Hedy Lamarr

“I would define a leader as a person who puts the welfare of the group above himself. It’s the same thing with fathers.” Etan Thomas, Fatherhood: Rising to the Ultimate Challenge

“Recently I noticed my father’s watch in a dark corner of my safety deposit box. Its presence there exemplified the great value I had assigned it. As I turned the watch in my hand, I remembered my father’s commitment to being on time … always … if not early.” Harold Ivan Smith, On Grieving the Death of a Father

“Part of the reason that Lombardi’s players were willing to work with him was that he nurtured and cared for them like a father. When Lombardi succeeded, so did they.” Donald T. Phillips, Run to Win: Vince Lombardi on Coaching and Leadership

“To be a father requires patience, love and giving up the ‘all about me’ attitude.” Catherine Pulsifer

“There’s sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.” Dean Koontz

“I inherited that calm from my father, who was a farmer. You sow, you wait for good or bad weather, you harvest, but working is something you always need to do.” Miguel Indurain

“The most important influence in my childhood was my father.” DeForest Kelley

“I encourage all fathers to focus on the intangibles, because those are the gifts that make the difference.” Asha Patrick, introduction to the book, Fatherhood

“The extension of the positive characteristics of a father can contribute more to the healing of a nation than all the money-laden do good programs combined. It is these caring, compassionate, respectful and loving attributes that can not only encourage and heal a family, but can be extended outward to a neighborhood, a town, a city, a territory, a region, and a country.” Byron R. Pulsifer

“Being a father means you have to think fast on your feet. You must be judicious, wise, brave, tender, and willing to put on a frilly hat and sit down to a pretend tea party.” Matthew Buckley, Fatherhood: The Manliest Profession

“What works for one couple or father may not work for another couple or father. You will need to research to locate or help find your comfort zone for you and your growing family.” Jacob Westlin, The Expectant Dad’s Manual An Ultimate Guide for Balancing Work with Fatherhood and Coping with the Responsibilities of Having a New Baby in the Family

“You may not have an earthly father that cares for you, but you have an heavenly one that does.” Angelina Talpa, Love Yourself

“Part of being a successful father is taking extreme care of our children. The other part of that equation is that we must also take extreme care of their mother.” Nate Dallas, Hacking Fatherhood: Preparing For Success in the Biggest Role of Your Life

“The guys who fear becoming fathers don’t understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.” Frank Pittman

“Fatherly love is the act of giving your life for the sake of someone else’s needs.” Nate Dallas, Hacking Fatherhood: Preparing For Success in the Biggest Role of Your Life

“…that the most precious things a father can provide are time, attention, and love.” Tim Russert, Wisdom of Our Fathers: Lessons and Letters from Daughters and Sons

“Fathers provide not only support but also encouragement.” Catherine Pulsifer

“Regardless of the personal relationship you have with your own father, you have to aim to be better.” Kirsten Watson

“No man can possibly know what life means, what the world means, until he has a child and loves it. And then the whole universe changes and nothing will ever again seem exactly as it seemed before.” L. Hearn

“I have repeatedly stated and emphatically declared that the key to the restoration and preservation of a sane and healthy society is the salvaging of the male, especially as a responsible father.” Myles Munroe, Fatherhood Principle, The: God’s Design and Destiny for Every Man

“As fathers, we understand that we have the opportunity to image forth God’s love to our family.” Matt Click, Famous Dad: A Hero In His Home

“Being a father is a PRIVILEGE. It is nothing short of amazing!” Larry Hagner, The Dad’s Edge: 9 Simple Ways to Have: Unlimited Patience, Improved Relationships, and Positive Lasting Memories

“Being a father truly is a blessing and a role not to be taken for granted.” Derek Polen, Next Level Dad: Bringing Faith and Fun to Fatherhood

“The guys who fear becoming fathers don’t understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.” Frank Pittman

“A father should present the fundamental qualities of leadership, responsibility, and accountability, as well as the capabilities of planning, disciplining, and loving. Fathering is a full-time job.” Myles Munroe, Fatherhood Principle, The: God’s Design and Destiny for Every Man

“Never before in the history of men and women have expectant fathers been so involved in the pregnancy process.” Harlan Cohen, Dad’s Expecting Too

“So, like all proud fathers do, I boasted about all of their successes and all of the joy they bring to my wife and me.” Dennis Lominac, My Family is My Life

“I believe the heart of the heavenly Father is reflected in the heart of the earthly father.” Nathan Lorick, Dying to Grow

“Fathers are an integral part of the family for their contribution to the household by care giving and ensuring the healthy development and well-being of children and families.” Ola Akinmade, Celebrating Dads: 365 Quotes and Sayings About Fathers

“At home I was blessed with a strong role model for a father, and on the field I was equally blessed to have the best coaches an athlete could ask for. Each and every lesson a coach taught me has shaped me into the person and father I am today.” Tom Limbert, Dad’s Playbook: Wisdom for Fathers from the Greatest Coaches of All Time

“You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” Erika Cosby

“God does have a plan for fathers.” Jay Payleitner, 52 Things Kids Need from a Dad |

“A father is a banker provided by nature.” French Proverb

“Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!” Lydia M. Child

“No duty in my life is more important or more sacred than my role as a husband and father. That is where my true character is most accurately seen, and it is the best single gauge of my overall success or failure as a leader and role model.” John MacArthur, Brave Dad: Raising Your Kids to Love and Follow God

“I’m convinced that a father’s role in child-raising should never be underestimated. underestimated. Fathers play a crucial role in their children’s emotional and physical well-being and in the choices they make about how to live their lives now and in the future. ” Nicoline Ambe, Being Dad: Lessons I Learned From My Father About What Makes A Good Dad

“We are coming to understand as fathers that our relationships with the important people in our lives – especially our children – are of paramount importance to feeling good about ourselves and feeling that our lives have meaning.” Bruce Linton, Fatherhood: The Journey from Man to Dad

“A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.” Author Unknown

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Father and Son Quotes

“Father and son relationships can be complicated – mine certainly is. Love. Hate. Respect. Fear. Worship. Disdain. Pride. Disappointment. Happiness. Anger. Joy. Sadness. The list goes on.” John H. Clark III, Dying: A Father and Son Talk about Life, Regrets and Making up Lost Time

Perfectly imperfect sons become perfectly imperfect fathers. I pray that I’m as good a parent as my mother and father. Nick Vujicic

“No amount of money can be paid for the relationship between a father and his sons and a father and his daughters.” Willie Williams, 7 Steps to Parenting Power

“To be your father is the greatest honor I have ever received. It allowed me to touch mystery for a moment, and to see my love made flesh. If I could have but one wish, it would be for you to pass that love along. After all, there is not much more to life than that.” Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son – 20th Anniversary Edition: A Father’s Wisdom on Manhood, Life, and Love

“A father never gives up on a son, not really, no matter how poorly he behaves at times or how many stupid decisions he makes. He tries to help that son learn how to become the man he was meant to be.” Aleksandra Layland, Far Haven

“A good father wants his son to succeed in life. But a good father knows that success is not having an easy life where everything is just provided, requiring nothing more from his son than a request.” Gary Schulz, God’s Creation of Work

“Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example rather than his advise.” Charles F. Kettering

“Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Pete Marivetch, John Maxwell, and others are all examples of a father’s strong influence in the success of their children. Sometimes that influence leads in right directions and at other times not. But the strong father’s influence provides identity, values, and confidence in the son or daughter.” William Johnson, Destiny: Who Am I? Why Am I Here, Now What Do I Do?: Your Path to a Successful Life

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Fatherhood Quotes

“Lecturing to you will not make you a better father, because fatherhood is not a matter of conscious information; it’s a matter of having the right frame of mind and the right pattern of reactions to children’s behaviors and needs.” Rob Wagner, Discipline begins with Dad: A family-man’s story about respectfully teaching respect.

“Some men have wanted to be fathers for as long as they can remember. They have always seen themselves as fathers-to-be.” Marcus Berkmann, Fatherhood: The Truth

“I realized that to get through this thing called fatherhood, I would have to be stronger emotionally and physically than I had ever been before.” Jeffrey Dumroese, Fatherhood

“Being a father has been, without a doubt, my greatest source of achievement, pride and inspiration. Fatherhood has taught me about unconditional love, reinforced the importance of giving back and taught me how to be a better person.” Naveen Jain

“Fatherhood is a lifetime responsibility with its challenges, sweetness and bitterness.” Oluwakemi Ola-Ojo, Good Dads, Bad Dads

“I would define a leader as a person who puts the welfare of the group above himself. It’s the same thing with fathers.” Etan Thomas, Fatherhood: Rising to the Ultimate Challenge

“By examining the different ideas about fatherhood in the ancient and modern worlds, studying the diaries of fathers, interviewing present-day fathers, and making use of other kinds of empirical research, we learn something that most of us already knew: fathers matter.” Adrienne Burgess

“Fathers are expected and assumed to be the leaders of their family and leaders within their respective homes.” Akil White Khalid , Black Fatherhood: Trials & Tribulations, Testimony & Triumph

“Becoming a father is one of the most important, exciting, absorbing and life-changing events in a man’s life. There is nothing like it, and nothing that can fully prepare you for it.” Tim Atkinson, Fatherhood: The Essential Guide

“What I think is happening is not that men value work less, but that fatherhood is becoming equally important. While work was once the only source of meaning for a man, fatherhood and parenting have become as important to his self-esteem as his work.” Bruce Linton, Fatherhood: The Journey from Man to Dad

“What I would like to say is something so simple that it can be done in just two small words: Be there. Those seven letters encompass the Tao of fatherhood.” Etan Thomas, Fatherhood: Rising to the Ultimate Challenge see also family quotes

Famous Quotes About Fathers

“Still, it is a little disconcerting to consider that my father has been proven right about nearly everything he cautioned me against, warned me to avoid, or emphatically told me not to do!” Nick Vujicic

“I take pride in knowing that of all the things I have accomplished, no success or honor is greater than that of being a father.” Les Brown, Up Thoughts For Down Times

“My father once said, ‘If the whole world wants to go left and you feel like going right, go right. You don’t have to follow. You don’t have to make a big deal about which way you’re going. Just go. It’s very easy’.” Yanni

“Disney is one of five children in his family; three out of the five ran away from home due to Disney’s strict and tyrant father, Elias Disney, and only Walt and his brother Roy Disney stayed to go through the lifestyle their father planned to raise them in.” Daniel Alef, Walt Disney: The Man Behind the Mouse

“By profession I am a soldier and take pride in that fact. But I am prouder – infinitely prouder — to be a father. A soldier destroys in order to build; the father only builds, never destroys.” Douglas MacArthur

“I was fourteen when my father died. I missed everything about him. He taught us that we shouldn’t be people of success; we should be people of values, because that was the only thing that endured.” Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

“We need fathers to realize that what makes you a man is not the ability to have a child, it’s the courage to raise one.” President Barak Obama

“My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don’t deny it. I’d rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh – anything but work.” Abraham Lincoln

“My father taught me that one of the most important abilities in life is to be able to take the pain and persevere, and for years this lesson had served me well.” Yanni

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” Jim Valvano

“It is a wise father that know his own child.” William Shakespeare

“One of the greatest needs of this age is for responsible and committed fathers.” Bishop Charles Edward Blake Sr.

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Father Daughter Inspirational Quotes

“But just past that polite, absentminded demeanor was a bold, creative, insightful mind, and people who spoke to him for even a few minutes walked away knowing they had encountered something extraordinary. If you had to choose one guy to lead you off a cliff with his crazy idea, my father was that guy.” Amanda Gefter, Trespassing on Einstein’s Lawn: A Father, a Daughter, the Meaning of Nothing, and the Beginning of Everything

“To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. ” Euripides

“If you fully understood just how profoundly you can influence your daughter’s life, you would be terrified, overwhelmed, or both.” Meg Meeker, Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters: 10 Secrets Every Father Should Know

“The connection between father and daughter took me by surprise. Her birth revealed a love that I never knew existed.” Kevin Patrick, Fatherhood

First, my father was a core part of my existence. He was my solid rock. He taught me amazing life principles that formed the foundation of my existence today. Nicoline Ambe, Being Dad: Lessons I Learned From My Father About What Makes A Good Dad

“My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I’ve always been comforted by the power of prayer.” Anna Lee

“It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.” Dawn French

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Father’s day is celebrated throughout the world. It is celebrated honoring fatherhood and celebrating father’s importance and need in child’s life.

Father’s Day is celebrated on the third Sunday of June in USA, Canada, United Kingdom, India, South Africa, and many other countries.

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Following are the cute, heart touching and funny father quotes and father’s day wishes with beautiful images.

Father Quotes – Fathers Day Wishes

My Father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. — Clarence B. Kelland

 “Happy Father’s Day from your little mistake.”

“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” — James Breakwell

“Best Dad”

 “Happy Father’s Day to a new dad who probably fell asleep before finishing this sentence.”

 “Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.”

“He was there when I didn’t understand, he was there when I was wrong, he was there when I cried, he was there when I lied. For some reason my dad was always there, when I needed him the most.” — Michael Jordan

 “Happy Daddy Day”

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in me.” — Jim Valvano

30 Heartwarming Father Daughter Quotes

“Happy Father’s Day”

“It’s only when you grow up and step back from him — or leave him for your own home — it’s only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it.” — Margaret Truman

“I Love You”

“What makes you a man is not the ability to make a child, it’s the courage to raise one.” — Barak Obama

“Fathers: Some dads are so great they’ll blow up your planet just to teach you a valuable life lesson.”

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”

“I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.”

“To her, the name of father was another name for love.” — Fanny Fern

“To all the dads who put the ‘dad’ in the dad bod: Happy Father’s Day.”

“Happy Father’s Day”

“Fatherhood has taught me about unconditional love, reinforced the importance of giving back and taught me how to be a better person.” — Naveen Jain

“Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song.” — Pam Brown

“Happy Father’s Day”

“Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.” — Wayne Rooney

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” Comedians also give funny advice on parenting that all dads should take to heart.”

“Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day.”

“The guys who fear becoming fathers don’t understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the men.” — Frank Pittman

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“Children: ‘Oh, there’s a sleeping dad. Let’s go ask it questions.’”

“I Love You Daddy”

 “Love you Dad for being the best mentor and supporting me in whatever I do. Though I may not be the best daughter but you are a perfect father for me.”

“The greatest gift I ever had come from God, and I call him Dad!”

“A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with the snapshots of his kids and family”

“Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” — Mike Myers

“A father is indeed more than a thousand of school masters. He is the idol of each child.”

“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” — Sigmund Freud

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child. » Knights of Pythagoras

“I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.” — Louis C.K.

“Dad you are someone to look up to no matter how tall I grow”

“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” — Anne Geddes

“Love Dad”

“When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.” — Jewish Proverb

“Fathers Day”

“No matter Dad how much you scold me, I know it’s for my good; you’re the best and always will be.”


“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” — Jim Gaffigan

“There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.”

“You were always by my side, and I will always be by your side.”

“You have seen me at my lowest; you have given me my highest. I love you daddy.”

Inspiring Funny Men Quotes & Wishes

“I may find a prince but my dad will always be my king”

“Dad, I love to keep your guiding hand on my shoulder and always will be.”

“A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.”

“I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” — Will Arnett

“It doesn’t matter who my father was, it matters who I remember he was.” — Anne Sexton

“I just sit there and makeup songs and sing to my son in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.” — Elton John

“A man who just generates a new life is not a father, a father is much more than that whish truly cannot be explained in words.”

“Small boy’s definition of Father’s Day: It’s just like Mother’s Day only you don’t spend so much.”

“The older I get the more I can see ; How much he loved my mother and my brother and me ; And he did the best that he could ; And I only hope when I have my own family That every day I see a little more of my father in me.” — Keith Urban

“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.”» Jerry Lewis

“When my knee got a cut, or there’s a bump on my head; when I feared the darkness or something under my bed; I didn’t needed to call any other, because you were there beside me my father.”

“Years ago we used to play; He used to laugh when I ran away; But when I fell and hurt my knee; He would run to comfort me; And the pain would go away.” — The Monkees

“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular.” — Robert Frost

“My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” — Jim Fox

“A father is a banker provided by nature” — French Proverb

“A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.” — Enid Bagnold

“Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.”

“Dad you are someone to look up to no matter how tall i grow”

“Dad you are someone to look up to no matter how tall i grow””Some super heroes don’t have capes.. They are called dad”

“During the sole argument we had when was in high school, the subject of which I don’t even remember, I looked at her and said, ‘As long as you’re in this house, being president is my second most important job’” — Bill Clinton

“Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice.”

“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” — Bill Cosby

“He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.” — Clarence Budington Kelland

“He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” — Chelsea Clinton

“He was there when I didn’t understand, he was there when I was wrong, he was there when I cried, he was there when I lied. For some reason, my dad was always there, when I needed him the most. — Michael Jordan

“I could not get a better friend than you are to me.”

“Some superheroes don’t have capes.. They are called dad”

“I know dad you are quiet as you always do, but in your silence, you love me all years through. I love you too and will always do.”

“I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago, crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter’s future resting in my hands. I think about the pledge I made to her that day: that I would give her what I never had- that if I could be anything in life, I would be a good father. I knew that day that my own life wouldn’t count for much unless she had every opportunity in hers.” — Barack Obama

“It’s chaos at times, but there’s such joy in the house. I look and there’s our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they’re brothers and sisters, man. They’re brothers and sisters and it’s a sight for elation. We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it’s selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary.” — Brad Pitt

“Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.” — Ruth E. Renkel

“The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.” — Robert Frost

“The only way I can describe fatherhood. it sounds stupid, but at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” — Matt Damon

“What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.” — Jada Pinkett Smith

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