Prayer to pass a test

Blunt Ashez said:

NO CHANCE of passing it. Sorry but it’s the truth.

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Who knows, the test could fail or someone testing samples could mistake your cup of piss for their cup of apple juice which is adjacent to them.

There is never absolutely no chance, because anything could happen; the chance of passing however is just very very small.

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Also, you’ll most likely fail if you go with this information

magickush420 said:

Dude you need to buy a quick fix from your local shop. Or find someone to give you clean urine pronto. Make sure you keep it at around 95 degrees. Good luck man.

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Specimen Collection: Collection of Urine should be done following a process of positive identification of the individual and full chain of custody procedures. In addition, and more importantly, the specimen should be certified by a means of temperature measurement with a digital thermometer. Acceptable ranges of temperature measurement should be within 96 to 99 degrees to preclude samples that are adulterated and or substituted.

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Failing a drug test is one thing, but if you try and incorporate an adulterant, some states actually have misdemeanor offenses associated with this (whereas whenever you don’t pass the test, you don’t receive the job; probation is a different story). Unless you are absolutely sure it is within the appropriate range, substituting will cause you more problems than actually failing the test.

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Prayer text does not always have to be prescribed by someone else. G‑d understands your language too. An appropriate prayer before a major exam would be something along the lines of, “G‑d, please help me pass this exam.” Perhaps you could elaborate on that and explain to G‑d why it means so much to you, or why it’s important for you to do well. It’s always good to get into the habit of praying to G‑d in a manner of talking to Him. You’ll begin to feel that you have a working relationship with Him, and you’re not just always reading a pre-prepared script at set times.

If you’d feel more comfortable having a standard prayer to go along with that, my suggestion would be Chapter 121 in Psalms. The theme of the psalm is the general assistance G‑d provides us, and our success being dependent on Him. It’s short and convenient. I’ve said it on a number of different occasions when I felt in need of some Divine assistance.

Wishing you lots of luck on your test,

Malkie Janowski for Chabad.org

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